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TEN THINGS IN YOUR PASTOR’S SUNDAY MORNING CLASS THAT ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF
YOU:
10. His analogies confuse everyone with constant
obscure references to Fr. Fenton’s Zion days, classic Doctor Who, and the
Venture Brothers.
9. Just when everyone’s used to his wearing that
black dress he calls a cassock to teach class, he adds a shoulder cape…with
piping!
8.
Has an M.Div, and still writes on the white board “Pontius Pilot”
7. Every time there’s a new member, he retells
the only two stupid jokes he knows…the “Lutheran
dog burial” and “the pastor with
ice-cold feet”
6. When discussing the Trinity always draws a
really bad version of Doc Brown’s flux capacitor
5. Constantly mispronounces “Sanhedrin” - - okay, usually mispronounces "Mark" - - - ???
4. “Bogarts”
the coffee
3. When
demonstrating “Curvatus in Se” looks
like he’s trying to lick his own navel
2. Class length is supposed to be 45 minutes…and
he ALWAYS goes at least 47 L
DRUM
ROLL
1. Occasionally gets a mad glare in his eye,
points his finger and shouts: “FINISH THE SENTENCE!” *
* [not so obscure CTS/FW reference]
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