Μεγαλύνει ἡ ψυχή μου τὸν Κύριον [Luke 1. 46b]

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

We're Looking for a Few Good Men (sorry wymyn)

TOP TEN REASON YOU NEED TO JOIN
 THE SOCIETY OF SAINT POLYCARP

 
1o.  Membership get you lots of special attention from your
        friendly neighborhood District President.


9.   When’s the last time you were in a club with a name
       as cool as Polycarp?


8.   Any old smart and ambitious guy can pay lots of money
       and put in tons of time to get the letters Ph.D. after his
       name; we give you the three letters SSP by grace.  J

 
7.   The last time you saw your family Physician he said you
       weren’t getting enough incense in your diet.

 
6.   Membership gets you special “discounts” at all Eastern
       Orthodox bookstores.  (ouch!)

 
5.   You just need another outlet now that you’re too old
       for the rigors of undercroft Dartball.

 
4.    The winner of our annual Crosier “sword-fight” gets a
        free trip to Vatican City.

 
3.   Along with genuflection, elevation, Semper Virgo, the
       Apocrypha, and prayers for the dead, you’re still
       “jonesing” for another challenge to present your puckish  
        parishioners.

 
2.   Our secret handshake and “high sign” are taken straight
       from Spanky and Alfalfa’s “He-Man Woman Haters Club.”

 

[ Drum Roll Please…]

 
And the NUMBER ONE Reason you need to join the
 Society of Saint Polycarp:

 

1.   Benedict of Nursia? Francis of Assisi? Bernard of
      Clairvaux? We got ‘em all beat flat out with
      Father Hollywood of  Gretna!


And if I may be serious for a moment; and re-reading the above 10 “reasons” suggests I may  J

Please check out:  http://societyofsaintpolycarp.blogspot.com/  or post a comment to me for additional information.  You can also find me at Facebook where you can pm me:  http://www.facebook.com/#!/jay.watson.37

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