THE TOP FIVE REASONS THE SAXON LUTHERANS GOT OFF TO
A VERY, VERY BAD START
5. A crypto Montanist woman among the Perry
County settlers said that someday, the initials “L.C.M.S” would mean: liberals praying with charismatics, Muslims
and Sikhs. She was laughed out of the
assembly.
4. Even back in 1837, them Deutsch had a weird
preoccupation with color schemes and logos.
Irving Walther pushed for a salmon colored upside down ankh as the synod’s
first official seal.
3. In the not-as-famous and under-reported Altenburg
Rumble, not only did Vehse defeat Walther again in verbal jousting, but
beat him like a pinata during their
boxing match (9th round TKO).
2. During the up-river Mississippi barge rides,
all (ALL) of the Saxon’s beer and
schnapps supplies were lost in a raid by river boat pirates.
[ Drum Roll
Please]
And
the NUMBER ONE REASON the Saxon Lutherans Got Off To A Very, Very Bad Start:
1. Bishop Stephan’s Mitre, being way too large
for CFW’s tiny pin-head, Walther reluctantly said: “screw it…let’s go with the goof-ball mob democracy gambit.”
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