TOP TEN REASON YOU NEED
TO JOIN
THE SOCIETY OF SAINT POLYCARP
1o. Membership get you lots of special attention
from your
friendly
neighborhood District President.
9. When’s
the last time you were in a club with a name
as cool as Polycarp?
as cool as Polycarp?
8. Any
old smart and ambitious guy can pay lots of money
and put in tons of time to get the letters Ph.D. after his
name; we give you the three letters SSP by grace. J
and put in tons of time to get the letters Ph.D. after his
name; we give you the three letters SSP by grace. J
7. The
last time you saw your family Physician he said you
weren’t
getting enough incense in your diet.
6. Membership
gets you special “discounts” at all
Eastern
Orthodox
bookstores. (ouch!)
5. You
just need another outlet now that you’re too old
for the rigors of undercroft Dartball.
for the rigors of undercroft Dartball.
4. The winner of our annual Crosier “sword-fight” gets a
free trip to Vatican City.
3. Along
with genuflection, elevation, Semper
Virgo, the
Apocrypha,
and prayers for the dead, you’re still
“jonesing” for another challenge to
present your puckish
parishioners.
2. Our
secret handshake and “high sign” are
taken straight
from
Spanky and Alfalfa’s “He-Man Woman Haters
Club.”
[ Drum Roll Please…]
And the NUMBER ONE
Reason you need to join the
Society
of Saint Polycarp:
1. Benedict
of Nursia? Francis of Assisi? Bernard of
Clairvaux? We got ‘em all beat flat out with
Father Hollywood of Gretna!
Clairvaux? We got ‘em all beat flat out with
Father Hollywood of Gretna!
And
if I may be serious for a moment; and re-reading the above 10 “reasons” suggests I may J
Please
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