Just Because Lutherans Love Music

TOP TEN ROCK/POP BAND NAMES FOR LUTHERANS

(inspired by real band names)

 

10.  Blood Sweat & Tears  - - - - -   Believe Teach & Confess

9.    Spock’s Beard - - - - - - - - - -    Luther’s Gas

8.    Toad the Wet Sprocket - - - -     Baptism: The Wet Baby

7.    Average White Band - - - - -      Hyper-Euro White Band Collar

6.    Duran Duran - - - - - - - - - - -     Gaba Gaba  (for Latif J )

5.    Kool & the Gang - - - - - - - -     Tom & the Polycarpians

4.    CCR - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -    CTCR

3.    Siouxsie & the Banshees - - -     Grandma Schmidt & the Alligators

2.    Marilyn Manson - - - - - - - - -    Carl Vehse

 

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And the Number ONE Rock/Pop Name for Lutherans

 

1.   Wolves in the Throne Room - - - -   Council of Presidents