TOP TEN REASONS TO WEAR HISTORIC VESTMENTS
10. IT’S TIME TO BUY!!! Time to buy a half dozen
of them Almy
tab-shirts! Since out-sourcing their
factories to Botswana Almy can now sell their shirts for only $99 bucks a piece.
Wotta Steal!
9.
The Amice and rolled Alb collar completely cover your Guns N’ Roses tattoo.
8. Sure, you’ve got that pristine collection of
polyester leisure suits in the closet, but some of them pants make your ass
look huge.
7. When the DiP
shows up for Mass, a real quick turn at the rail can lay a mean maniple slap
right across his mug.
6. Even if the boomers in the parish succeed in
getting a Plexiglas lectern, you still won’t have to wear pants!
5. As a “point
of Confession,” show them Episcopalians there are reasons, other than homosexuality,
to wear lace!
4. You’ve just had a thing for cinctures ever
since seeing Friar Tuck in The Adventures
of Robin Hood.
3. The Chi
Ro and IHC on the back of them
pretty chasubles give you another chance to show off your Greek.
2. I’ve seen the Jokers, Riddlers, Mr. Freezes
and Egg Heads in your parish; you need a Cape, or at least a Cope!
1,
Two Words: “Pointy Hats”
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